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The sensory delights of Autumn

Posted on September 6, 2022 by Roger Harmston Posted in Terroir Leave a comment

the quiet carpet of leaves on a trail softening footsteps

a bonfire of burning leaves

squirrels chattering as they gather harvest 

subtle changes your music playlist

more reds than whites in the wine rack

crisp fruits like apples in the veggy keep

acorns bouncing off the pavement

picking a pumkin for the jack-o-lantern and watching it’s progress

the click of snapping buttons on a jacket you haven’t worn for 8 months

the crackle of the baseboards as they click on for the first time

a new lustre to the sky in the morning and also at dusk

An increased honking of the geese as they are getting ready to depart

What does it for you?

Body mysteries

Posted on September 5, 2022 by Roger Harmston Posted in Terroir Leave a comment

The Human Body is a treasure trove of mysteries — one that still confounds doctors and scientists about the details of its working. It’s not an overstatement to say that every part of your body is a miracle. Here are facts about your body, some of which may leave you stunned.


1. It is possible for your body to survive without a surprisingly large fraction of its internal organs. Even if you lose your stomach, your spleen, 75% of your liver, 80% of your intestines, one kidney, one lung, and virtually every organ from your pelvic and groin area, you wouldn’t be very healthy, but you would live.

2. During your lifetime, you will produce enough saliva to fill two swimming pools. Actually, saliva is more important than you realize. If your saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.

3. The largest cell in the human body is the female egg and the smallest is the male sperm. The egg is actually the only cell in the body that is visible by the naked eye.

4. The strongest muscle in the human body is the tongue and the hardest bone is the jawbone.

5. Human feet have 52 bones, accounting for one quarter of all the human body’s bones.

6. Feet have 500,000 sweat glands and can produce more than a pint of sweat a day.

7. The acid in your stomach is strong enough to dissolve razor blades. The reason it doesn’t eat away at your stomach is that the cells of your stomach wall renew themselves so frequently that you get a new stomach lining every three to four days.

8. The human lungs contain approximately 2,400 kilometers (1,500 mi) of airways and 300 to 500 million hollow cavities, having a total surface area of about 70 square meters, roughly the same area as one side of a tennis court. Furthermore, if all of the capillaries that surround the lung cavities were unwound and laid end to end, they would extend for about 992 kilometers. Also, your left lung is smaller than your right lung to make room for your heart.

9. Sneezes regularly exceed 100 mph, while coughs clock in at about 60 mph.

10. Your body gives off enough heat in 30 minutes to bring half a gallon of water to a boil.

11. Your body has enough iron in it to make a nail 3 inches long.

12. Earwax production is necessary for good ear health. It protects the delicate inner ear from bacteria, fungus, dirt and even insects. It also cleans and lubricates the ear canal.

13. Everyone has a unique smell, except for identical twins, who smell the same.

14. Your teeth start growing 6 months before you are born. This is why one out of every 2,000 newborn infants has a tooth when they are born.

15. A baby’s head is one-quarter of its total length, but by the age of 25 will only be one-eighth of its total length. This is because people’s heads grow at a much slower rate than the rest of their bodies

16. Babies are born with 300 bones, but by adulthood the number is reduced to 206. Some of the bones, like skull bones, get fused into each other, bringing down the total number.

17. It is not possible to tickle yourself. This is because when you attempt to tickle yourself you are totally aware of the exact time and manner in which the tickling will occur, unlike when someone else tickles you.

18. Less than one third of the human race has 20-20 vision. This means that two out of three people cannot see perfectly.

19. Your nose can remember 50,000 different scents. But if you are a woman, you are a better smeller than men, and will remain a better smeller throughout your life.

20. The human body is estimated to have 60,000 miles of blood vessels.

21. The three things pregnant women dream most of during their first trimester are frogs, worms and potted plants. Scientists have no idea why this is so, but attribute it to the growing imbalance of hormones in the body during pregnancy.

22. The life span of a human hair is 3 to 7 years on average. Every day the average person loses 60-100 strands of hair. But don’t worry, you must lose over 50% of your scalp hairs before it is apparent to anyone.

23. The human brain cell can hold 5 times as much information as an encyclopedia. Your brain uses 20% of the oxygen that enters your bloodstream, and is itself made up of 80% water. Though it interprets pain signals from the rest of the body, the brain itself cannot feel pain.

24. The tooth is the only part of the human body that can’t repair itself.

25. Your eyes are always the same size from birth but your nose and ears never stop growing

26. By 60 years of age, 60% of men and 40% of women will snore.

27. We are about 1 cm taller in the morning than in the evening, because during normal activities during the day, the cartilage in our knees and other areas slowly compress.

28. The brain operates on the same amount of power as 10-watt light bulb, even while you are sleeping. In fact, the brain is much more active at night than during the day.

29. Nerve impulses to and from the brain travel as fast as 170 miles per hour. Neurons continue to grow throughout human life. Information travels at different speeds within different types of neurons.

30. It is a fact that people who dream more often and more vividly, on an average have a higher Intelligence Quotient.

31. The fastest growing nail is on the middle finger.

32. Facial hair grows faster than any other hair on the body. This is true for women as well as men.

33. There are as many hairs per square inch on your body as a chimpanzee.

34. A human fetus acquires fingerprints at the age of three months.

35. By the age of 60, most people will have lost about half their taste buds.

36. About 32 million bacteria call every inch of your skin home. But don’t worry, a majority of these are harmless or even helpful bacteria.

37. The colder the room you sleep in, the higher the chances are that you’ll have a bad dream.

38. Human lips have a reddish color because of the great concentration of tiny capillaries just below the skin.

39. Three hundred million cells die in the human body every minute.

40. Like fingerprints, every individual has an unique tongue print that can be used for identification.

41. A human head remains conscious for about 15 to 20 seconds after it has been decapitated.

42. It takes 17 muscles to smile and 43 to frown.

43. Humans can make do longer without food than sleep Provided there is water, the average human could survive a month to two months without food depending on their body fat and other factors. Sleep deprived people, however, start experiencing radical personality and psychological changes after only a few sleepless days. The longest recorded time anyone has ever gone without sleep is 11 days, at the end of which the experimenter was awake, but stumbled over words, hallucinated and frequently forgot what he was doing.

44. The most common blood type in the world is Type O. The rarest blood type, A-H or Bombay blood, due to the location of its discovery, has been found in fewer than hundred people since it was discovered.

45. Every human spent about half an hour after being conceived, as a single cell. Shortly afterward, the cells begin rapidly dividing and begin forming the components of a tiny embryo.

46. Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do.

47. Your ears secrete more earwax when you are afraid than when you aren’t.

48. Koalas and primates are the only animals with unique fingerprints.

49. Humans are the only animals to produce emotional tears.

50. The human heart creates enough pressure to squirt blood 30 feet in the air.

There comes a time in life, when you walk away from all the drama and people who create it. You surround yourself with people who make you laugh, forget the bad, and focus on the good.

So, love the people who treat you right. Think good thoughts for the ones who don’t.

Life is too short to be anything but happy. Falling down is part of LIFE..Getting back up is LIVING…

Mates and Kids

Posted on September 4, 2022 by Roger Harmston Posted in Humour Leave a comment

My husband went to bed early and said I could watch the next episode of our show without him and wow what a kind and selfless man who puts others before himself and…I’m now realizing that jerk watched that episode without me.

Why are threesomes only for sex? Why can’t I join in a couples argument if I want to?

my husband: so I meant to tell you [runs sink] [clashes plates while emptying dishwasher] [walks into the bathroom and closes the door] [comes back into the kitchen] what do you think?

How to Portion control your snacks. Eat them in the presence of a 3 year old. You’ll be lucky to get two bites.

My kid is literally eating dirt in the backyard but yea I’ll go ahead and triple-wash these grapes.

My husband just asked me in the kindest voice if I wanted some water, and I said, “You know, I’d love some water?” And I turned around and he was carrying the dog’s water bowl to her….(Reader, he was not asking me if I wanted water.)

One minute you’re excited that the kids are back in school and then 7 hours later you’re reading about a field trip that costs $140

Waiter: How do you like your steak, sir? Sir: Like winning an argument with my wife. Waiter: Rare it is.

Was just petting my boyfriend’s dog and he said “I’m so glad you like her” and I was like “of course how could I not like her, she’s so cute” and my boyfriend was like “no I’m talking to my dog, it would be really awkward if my dog didn’t like you.”

Me: You wanna watch the baseball game with me? Teen daughter: No. I don’t like baseball. Me: I didn’t like Little Mermaid, but I watched it 1,387 times. Now, go get your hat and jersey on.

Just told my sleeping husband I lost two lbs, to which he replied, with his eyes still closed, “I’ll help you find them. We’ll look later”

Husband has an appointment at 10:10. He got in the shower at 9:54. This is why I have anxiety

If you’re tired of being the first person to any party you should consider having kids.

My son was loudly barking like a dog in the other room and I told my husband to go take care of it and now there’s 2 people loudly barking like dogs.

YOU are part of the Terroir

Posted on September 3, 2022 by Roger Harmston Posted in Terroir Leave a comment

I’ve often remarked that it’s all about terroir – and what should be included in any wine review is the terroir of the people sharing the wine with you.  The diversity of the conversation plays a role in savouring the moment.

Just because I’ve trained vines, worked harvests, bottled and labeled wine doesn’t make me more qualified to talk about a specific vintage. Was my backache from 

carting carboys of grapes influential in how a certain vintage tasted?  NOT!

If there is one less person of a habitual group of gatherers does that mean the wine is going to be a different shared experience?  Only in their head.

Terroir is personality.   And personality can be altered.  Wild or cultured yeast to kick start fermentation makes a difference to the end product.  

Now I ask you:  Gummies are plant based.  Grapes are a plant based fruit.  So, … why can’t gummies be used as a descriptor in a wine review?  Just askin.

I belabour the point ….. what’s your terroir? — it matters to me!

And then there’s nights you just want a beer.

What say you?

Daily Word Power

Posted on September 2, 2022 by Roger Harmston Posted in Terroir Leave a comment

Here but there

Posted on September 1, 2022 by Roger Harmston Posted in Terroir Leave a comment

BC’s Brothers G of South Africa.  Excellent quality wines at a very reasonable price.

Protea is one of the most distinctive South African Chenin Blanc’s available on the market.

Fresh, but complex.  Smooth. Crispy is a great way to describe it.  Stonefruit aromas with a slight lemon zest edge. We very much enjoy the vibrancy. The acidity might be a little high for some people, but we liked the ‘edge’ it adds.  The finish is long and creamy. 

Serve it cool, but not cold.

CHENIN BLANC – RUPERT WINES PROTEA

$14.99

13% Alcohol

UPC: 00086891081144

Chenin Blanc mystery case South Africa

Its out there waiting for you

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Not competitive – much!

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Salut Salon “Wettstreit zu viert” | “Competitive Foursome

Have you noticed what they’re telling you?

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What is really represented in company logos

Dryer Humour

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