Before kids: Why would anyone need a 24 pack of paper towels?! After kids: Oh.

Parenting is missing your kids when you’re on a solo vacation, and missing your sanity while with them.

My 1 year old kept saying “I lug ya” and I was so excited until I realized he was trying to say “alexa” not “I love you”

My son finally found his shoes in the last place he thought to look which just so happens to be the first place I told him to look.

If you steal my identity you better believe that it comes with 4 kids.

Nobody told me parenting would involve hiding 9 volt batteries from my kids so they can’t lick them

I hate it when I make breakfast and then my family also wants lunch and dinner on that same day

On the next “Unsolved Mysteries” my wife and I investigate why we don’t have enough hangers for the clothes we washed that were on hangers before we washed them.