As the liner notes suggest: Amaze your friends, baffle your enemies, and write to end all discussion.

A perfect book for word nerds, it isn’t one you pick up and read cover to cover, but one to flip through the pages to find something better than what you had in mind for your next missive.

Confuse them with flapdoodle; create a jape; craft a rejectamenta; be accused of decollation.

The Superior Person’s Book of Words, Peter Bowler, 0-440-20407-0-595